Thursday, February 26, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Most Pivotal Oscar Moments


Shane (7:19:11 PM): im hopin for robert downey jr
Shane (7:19:14 PM): that would be amazing
Shane (7:19:28 PM): i think his took more acting than keith ledger

Amy (7:56:52 PM): DUSTIN LANCE BLACK
Shane (7:56:54 PM): WHAT AWARD
Amy (7:56:57 PM): for gays
Shane (7:56:59 PM): YOU HAVE TO CLARIFY

Amy (7:59:11 PM): im mad that the stage is so short and little
Shane (7:59:26 PM): Im mad that i have to read your retarded commentary instead of watching it

Shane (8:22:01 PM): dark knight better get something
Shane (8:22:03 PM): no
Shane (8:22:05 PM): iron man better
Shane (8:22:08 PM): i hate movies
Shane (8:22:10 PM): that win oscars

Amy (8:33:08 PM): im laughing
Amy (8:33:13 PM): but i feel like i shouldnt
Shane (8:33:17 PM): haha
Shane (8:33:18 PM): why
Amy (8:33:35 PM): because what is joaquin phoenix dies
Amy (8:33:44 PM): from recreational drugs

Shane (8:35:59 PM): it was flashy and ugly and neon and shit
Shane (8:36:04 PM): fuck that movie

Amy (8:38:18 PM): did you watch it did it move you?
Shane (8:38:32 PM): yeah
Shane (8:38:33 PM): moved me
Shane (8:38:41 PM): to ANOTHER WEBSITE
Shane
(8:38:47 PM): HA HA

Shane (8:44:34 PM): Ă…NSWER THE QUESTION BITCH
Amy (8:44:40 PM): no i didnt!
Shane (8:44:41 PM): i just loled
Shane (8:44:43 PM): at myself

Shane (8:48:07 PM): ill watch tv for that
Shane (8:48:10 PM): what channel is it
Amy (8:48:13 PM): FIVE
Amy (8:53:07 PM): dance number
Amy (8:53:16 PM): are you watching this now?
Amy (8:53:23 PM): you went too soon, buddy
Amy (8:53:26 PM): its musical time
Amy (8:53:33 PM): too bad
Shane (8:54:26 PM): fuck
Shane (8:54:30 PM): i came back
Shane (8:54:32 PM): hugh jackman stop

Shane (9:13:36 PM): Heath Andrew Ledger (4 April 1979 – 22 January 2008) was an Academy Award-winning Australian television and film actor.
Shane (9:13:39 PM): I DID THAT

Amy
(9:23:29 PM):
cat montage on the oscars

Shane (9:28:03 PM): i liked benji butthead
Shane (9:28:07 PM): i dont care

Amy (9:35:16 PM): oscar goes to
Amy (9:35:18 PM): slum
Shane (9:35:23 PM): FUUUUCK
Shane (9:35:25 PM): RAVE
Shane (9:35:26 PM): DISCO
Shane (9:35:28 PM): INDIA
Shane (9:35:29 PM): FUCK

Shane
(9:38:00 PM):
mickey rourke
Shane (9:38:02 PM): come on motherfucker
Shane (9:38:03 PM): u got this

Amy (10:20:27 PM): winner is...
Amy (10:20:32 PM): dannyboyle
Shane (10:20:36 PM): fuuuuuuuuck
Amy (10:20:48 PM): come on!
Amy (10:20:55 PM): thats what ron needs to say

Shane (10:33:07 PM): oh fuck is best mandude comin up
Amy (10:33:12 PM): yep
Amy (10:33:14 PM): coming up
Shane (10:33:15 PM): or will they do commercials and a third of MAMMA MIA first

Shane (10:33:53 PM): marisa tomei shoulda won
Shane (10:33:56 PM): for her boobs

Julia (10:37:56 PM): adrianbrodyyy!
Dead IN Spandez (10:38:03 PM): yep...
Shane (10:38:03 PM): michael douglas!!!!!

Amy (10:38:43 PM): hes talking about frank = nixon
Shane (10:39:03 PM): and sean penn is getting talked about
Shane (10:39:07 PM): a gay joke was €made
Shane (10:39:10 PM): frank = nixon
Shane (10:39:24 PM): frost = nixon

Julia (10:40:01 PM): thereiseyelinerallllllovermykeyboard
Amy (10:40:18 PM): sean has been crying all night
Shane (10:40:20 PM): I read
Shane (10:40:22 PM): Yelinarall
Amy (10:40:29 PM): adrian brody looks like a homeless dude
Shane (10:40:32 PM): i thought it was a pill

Amy (10:42:13 PM): ROBERT PATTISON IS IN HTE BACKROUND
Amy (10:42:21 PM): 8 D
Shane (10:42:48 PM): 8==D
Amy (10:42:51 PM): hahaha
Shane (10:42:53 PM): sorry ill stay out of this
Amy (10:43:10 PM): 10:04:09 PM Amy: it got me hard

Amy (10:43:16 PM): SEAN PENN IM SORRY SHANE
Shane (10:44:06 PM): what
Shane (10:44:07 PM): really
Shane (10:44:08 PM): it happened
Shane (10:44:10 PM): nooooo

Shane (10:44:54 PM): if slumdogg wins best pic
Shane (10:45:02 PM): this will be officially THE WORST OSCARS EVER

Amy (10:52:14 PM): AND THE WINNER IS...
Amy (10:52:22 PM): .........
Julia (10:52:22 PM): ahhhhH!
Shane (10:52:25 PM): fuck
Shane (10:52:26 PM): fuck
Shane (10:52:28 PM): comeon
Shane (10:52:30 PM): comeone
Julia (10:52:31 PM): I'M SO EXCITED
Shane (10:52:31 PM): comeall
Julia(10:52:34 PM): I CAN'T WAIT
Julia (10:52:35 PM): OOOM
Julia (10:52:36 PM): G
Julia (10:52:37 PM): OMG
Julia (10:52:38 PM): OMG
Amyy (10:52:38 PM): .....
Julia (10:52:46 PM): ......
Shane (10:52:51 PM): ******
Amy (10:52:58 PM): ......slumdog
Amy (10:53:02 PM): millionaire
Shane (10:53:04 PM): i just said
Shane (10:53:10 PM): "Goddamnitmotherfucker" and then made sounds


Monday, February 16, 2009

shane is mean.


Shane (9:42:06 PM): what the fuck is wrong with the british

Shane
(8:56:48 PM):
I wish Seth MacFarlane had died in 9/11

Shane
(9:47:44 PM):
the british
Shane (9:47:45 PM): they are ugly

Shane
(9:55:35 PM):
dumbass

Shane
(9:55:45 PM):
im sick of you being wrong

call back:

Shane: amy is a bitch
a stupid (damn stupid) bitch
amy is a jerk
i hate amy so damn much
what a stupid bitch (that whore)
what a stupid stupid bitch

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Trials and Tribulations


Shane(10:34:21 PM): i washping it'dbe alec back!!

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Sunday, February 1, 2009

I'm going to pull your endocrine system out of your body



Shane (11:45:43 PM): Im sorry
Shane (11:45:52 PM): i didnt know you'd take it so personally
Amy (11:45:56 PM): hahah its okay
Shane (11:46:11 PM): I DONT CARE IF ITS OKAY
Shane (11:46:14 PM): I WASNT REALLY SORRY
Shane (11:46:16 PM): YOU OVERREACTED
Shane (11:46:18 PM): GO FUCK YOURSELF
Shane (11:46:21 PM): YOU AKLWAYS OVERREACT
Shane (11:46:25 PM): FUUUUUUCK
Shane (11:46:34 PM): YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
Amy (11:46:42 PM): the soup is great
Shane (11:46:42 PM): STOP YELLING!!!!

It is the superbowl, or something.

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