my new elegant little book: June 2009

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

E-pologize

Shane (4:07:49 PM): wowzers!
Shane (4:07:55 PM): hahasorry
Shane (4:07:59 PM): sorry for saying that

Julia (1:34:41 AM): now their plane is crashing
Julia (1:34:44 AM): this is alll tooomuch
Amy (1:34:53 AM): heyyy i havent seen this movie
Julia (1:34:58 AM): SORRY!
Julia (1:34:59 AM): omgmm
Julia (1:35:00 AM): sorry
Julia (1:35:01 AM): sorrr
Amy (1:35:03 AM): itsok
Julia (1:35:05 AM): I feel terrible now
Julia (1:35:11 AM): I need to shut my mouth
Julia (1:35:15 AM): Sorry
Amy (1:36:01 AM): you dont have to feel terrible, thats silly

Shane (2:26:42 AM): haah yeah you slut
Amy (2:26:52 AM): : {
Shane (2:27:24 AM): hhaha sorry!!!
Shane (2:27:26 AM): honestly though

7:56:14 PM Shane : you need to go to school and talk to real people instead of reading about them on the internet
7:56:20 PM Shane : REAL TALK
7:56:21 PM Amy: that was harsh
7:56:21 PM Shane: hahah
7:56:22 PM Shane : sorry

Amy (9:29:37 PM): it;s like a hidden camera view
Amy (9:29:41 PM): on how your diffeant
Shane (9:29:53 PM): my diffeant
Shane (9:30:01 PM): amy
Amy (9:30:01 PM): ohmygosh IM SO SORRY
Shane (9:30:06 PM): please shut the fuck up
Shane (9:30:08 PM): DIFFEANT
Amy (9:30:11 PM): i shoud be expected to contract perfectly
Shane (9:30:13 PM): LEARN TO TYPE
Amy (9:30:15 PM): and type
Shane (9:30:15 PM): HAhahahaha
Amy (9:30:17 PM): an spel
Shane (9:30:18 PM): fuck you
Shane (9:30:24 PM): asshole

Julia (1:04:59 AM): and why is my computer ringing
Amy (1:05:01 AM): that was an accident
Amy (1:05:04 AM): sorry

Shane (10:57:52 PM): fagf
Shane (10:57:55 PM): take care
Shane (10:57:58 PM): not fagf
Shane (10:58:00 PM): i meant to say
Shane (10:58:03 PM): pal
Shane (10:58:08 PM): typo sorry

Shane (7:02:26 PM): i have to go you cunt bye
Shane signed off at 7:02:30 PM
Shane signed on at 7:02:30 PM
Shane (7:02:40 PM): sorry about the whole cunt thing
Shane (7:02:42 PM): bye
Shane signed off at 7:02:45 PM

Amy (3:55:01 PM): i was thinking she was a different one
Shane (3:55:10 PM): WHO THE FUCK DID YOU THINK SHE WAS?!
Shane(3:55:26 PM): sorry i overreacted

Julia (10:13:26 AM): I'm going to end up wearing dance pants.....
Julia (10:13:40 AM): sorry

Amy (1:38:42 AM): im sorry
Amy (1:38:53 AM): oh fuck
Amy (1:38:54 AM): i said sorry
Shane (1:38:57 AM): ghaha
Shane (1:39:01 AM): no thats an appropriate sorry
Amy (1:39:07 AM): yeah...
Shane (1:39:10 AM): i dont like you apologizing when i yell at you because when do i ever mean it
Amy (1:39:28 AM): but im never really sorry either

big league play

u know it

Monday, June 29, 2009

sup bra

pantslessness is over
now we got no time for shirts

Saturday, June 27, 2009

all-star

I'm still thinking about michael jackson, OK?
it reminded me how much i love when SUPERSTARS all get together and sing a SUPERSONG

Thursday, June 25, 2009

imaginary playdates with celebrities

Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Shane (1:52:50 AM):im watching this
Amy (1:52:58 AM):hahaha
Shane(1:53:49 AM):this one is good too
Shane (1:54:15 AM):what a talented little fellow, that gary coleman
Amy (1:54:19 AM):haha
Amy (1:54:37 AM):man
Amy (1:54:38 AM):its weird
Amy (1:54:44 AM):i know people say it all the time
Amy (1:54:47 AM):but what MJ turned into
Shane (1:54:57 AM):he should have stayed 11
Amy (1:55:00 AM):yeah
Amy (1:55:04 AM):he should have
Shane (1:55:05 AM):or maybe that was the problem
Amy (1:55:12 AM):do you think he molested kids?
Amy (1:55:24 AM):its weird that child molesters were once children
Shane (1:55:27 AM):hahaa
Shane (1:55:29 AM):id ont know
Shane (1:55:32 AM):maybe?
Amy (1:55:35 AM):make a judgement
Shane (1:55:40 AM):i rememberthat the trial ended
Shane (1:55:47 AM):and then
Shane (1:55:49 AM):the pope died
Amy (1:55:56 AM):hahahaha thats a good point
Shane(1:55:59 AM):hahaha
Shane (1:56:04 AM):either he died from shame from Michael Jackson getting away for it
Shane (1:56:19 AM):or he was just staying alive long enough to protect MJ
Shane (1:57:11 AM):wait the pope died first
Shane (1:57:12 AM):shit
Shane (1:57:18 AM):so i have to come up with a new theory
Shane (1:57:25 AM):the pope died so MJ got away with it
Amy (1:57:36 AM):haha the pope went to heaven
Amy (1:57:39 AM):to halp him out
Shane (1:57:42 AM):hahah
Shane (1:58:45 AM):satisfactual is not a word
Amy (1:58:57 AM):really?

Four Decades of Fame

in case today becomes a "where were you when" moment in pop culture:
Before i left the house today at i read that TMZ was reporting Micheal Jackson had suffered a heart attack.
At 5:10 in my car the radio told me he was rumored to have died.
By the time i reached my destination he was being spoken about in the past tense.
i wondered around Barnes & Noble.
i heard one woman say to her husband "there have been some sketchy news reports..." but i couldn't hear the rest.
i looked at some Jackson 5 CDs and then bought a magazine.