The Most Pivotal Oscar Moments

Shane (7:19:11 PM): im hopin for robert downey jr

Shane (7:19:14 PM): that would be amazing

Shane (7:19:28 PM): i think his took more acting than keith ledger

Amy (7:56:52 PM): DUSTIN LANCE BLACK

Shane (7:56:54 PM): WHAT AWARD

Amy (7:56:57 PM): for gays

Shane (7:56:59 PM): YOU HAVE TO CLARIFY

Amy (7:59:11 PM): im mad that the stage is so short and little

Shane (7:59:26 PM): Im mad that i have to read your retarded commentary instead of watching it

Shane (8:22:01 PM): dark knight better get something

Shane (8:22:03 PM): no

Shane (8:22:05 PM): iron man better

Shane (8:22:08 PM): i hate movies

Shane (8:22:10 PM): that win oscars

Amy (8:33:08 PM): im laughing

Amy (8:33:13 PM): but i feel like i shouldnt

Shane (8:33:17 PM): haha

Shane (8:33:18 PM): why

Amy (8:33:35 PM): because what is joaquin phoenix dies

Amy (8:33:44 PM): from recreational drugs

Shane (8:35:59 PM): it was flashy and ugly and neon and shit

Shane (8:36:04 PM): fuck that movie

Shane (8:38:18 PM): Dustin Lance Black Oscar Speech - Mahalo

Amy (8:38:18 PM): did you watch it did it move you?

Shane (8:38:32 PM): yeah

Shane (8:38:33 PM): moved me

Shane (8:38:41 PM): to ANOTHER WEBSITE
Shane (8:38:47 PM): HA HA

Shane (8:44:34 PM): ÅNSWER THE QUESTION BITCH

Amy (8:44:40 PM): no i didnt!

Shane (8:44:41 PM): i just loled

Shane (8:44:43 PM): at myself

Shane (8:48:07 PM): ill watch tv for that

Shane (8:48:10 PM): what channel is it

Amy (8:48:13 PM): FIVE

Amy (8:53:07 PM): dance number

Amy (8:53:16 PM): are you watching this now?

Amy (8:53:23 PM): you went too soon, buddy

Amy (8:53:26 PM): its musical time

Amy (8:53:33 PM): too bad

Shane (8:54:26 PM): fuck

Shane (8:54:30 PM): i came back

Shane (8:54:32 PM): hugh jackman stop

Shane (9:13:36 PM): Heath Andrew Ledger (4 April 1979 – 22 January 2008) was an Academy Award-winning Australian television and film actor.

Shane (9:13:39 PM): I DID THAT

Amy (9:23:29 PM): cat montage on the oscars

Shane (9:28:03 PM): i liked benji butthead

Shane (9:28:07 PM): i dont care

Amy (9:35:16 PM): oscar goes to

Amy (9:35:18 PM): slum

Shane (9:35:23 PM): FUUUUCK

Shane (9:35:25 PM): RAVE

Shane (9:35:26 PM): DISCO

Shane (9:35:28 PM): INDIA

Shane (9:35:29 PM): FUCK

Shane (9:38:00 PM): mickey rourke

Shane (9:38:02 PM): come on motherfucker

Shane (9:38:03 PM): u got this

Amy (10:20:27 PM): winner is...

Amy (10:20:32 PM): dannyboyle

Shane (10:20:36 PM): fuuuuuuuuck

Amy (10:20:48 PM): come on!

Amy (10:20:55 PM): thats what ron needs to say

Shane (10:33:07 PM): oh fuck is best mandude comin up

Amy (10:33:12 PM): yep

Amy (10:33:14 PM): coming up

Shane (10:33:15 PM): or will they do commercials and a third of MAMMA MIA first

Shane (10:33:53 PM): marisa tomei shoulda won

Shane (10:33:56 PM): for her boobs

Julia (10:37:56 PM): adrianbrodyyy!

Dead IN Spandez (10:38:03 PM): yep...

Shane (10:38:03 PM): michael douglas!!!!!

Amy (10:38:43 PM): hes talking about frank = nixon

Shane (10:39:03 PM): and sean penn is getting talked about

Shane (10:39:07 PM): a gay joke was €made

Shane (10:39:10 PM): frank = nixon

Shane (10:39:24 PM): frost = nixon

Julia (10:40:01 PM): thereiseyelinerallllllovermykeyboard

Amy (10:40:18 PM): sean has been crying all night

Shane (10:40:20 PM): I read

Shane (10:40:22 PM): Yelinarall

Amy (10:40:29 PM): adrian brody looks like a homeless dude

Shane (10:40:32 PM): i thought it was a pill

Amy (10:42:13 PM): ROBERT PATTISON IS IN HTE BACKROUND

Amy (10:42:21 PM): 8 D

Shane (10:42:48 PM): 8==D

Amy (10:42:51 PM): hahaha

Shane (10:42:53 PM): sorry ill stay out of this

Amy (10:43:10 PM): 10:04:09 PM Amy: it got me hard

Amy (10:43:16 PM): SEAN PENN IM SORRY SHANE

Shane (10:44:06 PM): what

Shane (10:44:07 PM): really

Shane (10:44:08 PM): it happened

Shane (10:44:10 PM): nooooo

Shane (10:44:54 PM): if slumdogg wins best pic

Shane (10:45:02 PM): this will be officially THE WORST OSCARS EVER

Amy (10:52:14 PM): AND THE WINNER IS...

Amy (10:52:22 PM): .........

Julia (10:52:22 PM): ahhhhH!

Shane (10:52:25 PM): fuck

Shane (10:52:26 PM): fuck

Shane (10:52:28 PM): comeon

Shane (10:52:30 PM): comeone

Julia (10:52:31 PM): I'M SO EXCITED

Shane (10:52:31 PM): comeall

Julia(10:52:34 PM): I CAN'T WAIT

Julia (10:52:35 PM): OOOM

Julia (10:52:36 PM): G

Julia (10:52:37 PM): OMG

Julia (10:52:38 PM): OMG

Amyy (10:52:38 PM): .....

Julia (10:52:46 PM): ......

Shane (10:52:51 PM): ******

Amy (10:52:58 PM): ......slumdog

Amy (10:53:02 PM): millionaire

Shane (10:53:04 PM): i just said

Shane (10:53:10 PM): "Goddamnitmotherfucker" and then made sounds